Monday, January 12, 2009

如何防小人

Chinese New Year is comming.
How to get rid of SMALL PEOPLE
(shit people, people who back stab you, people who do bad things on you)
I try my very best to translate it into English

如何防小人
How to avoid villain

職場處處是小人,明箭易擋、暗箭難防,就命理角度,一個人流年命盤中若出現所謂的「五鬼」、「陰煞」、「卷舌」、「絞煞」等,十之八九會犯小人,在面相上如果額頭平坦、眉毛稀疏、鼻樑骨中凸、臉頰無肉的話,也比較容易犯小人,幾種防小人招數 :
The work place is full of villain, the stab in the back is difficult to avoid. on fortune-telling angle, in a person yearly fortune, if presents so-called “five ghosts”, “the cloudy ghost”, “tonguetied”, “to twist the ghost” and so on, will most likely anger the villain , in appearance, if the forehead will be smooth, the eyebrow will be sparse, in the bridge of the nose bone raised, the cheeks do not have meat, also quite easy to get villain, several against villain strategic moves:

1. 戴尾戒
手掌尾指掌管人際公共關係,可以佩戴貴金屬材質的戒指,男左女右,也有一說在尾戒上綁紅線可以添財納福。如果要擋小人,建議可以戴有茶水晶或黑碧璽裝飾的尾戒。

Wear ring at Little finger, also known as 'pinky'
The little finger manage the interpersonal public relation. May wear the precious metal material ring. Male on left little finger female on right middle finger, also some saying ties the red string in the little finger to enhance wealth and happiness. To keep off the villain, the suggestion is to wear tea colour crystal.

2. 茶晶陣
如果是工作上的小人,可以在辦公桌或書桌上放茶晶陣。在大門上掛茶晶、黑碧璽、黑曜石等裝飾,也具有擋煞作用。

Tea Set
If is the villain is from your works place, can put a tea set on your office desk. Hangs decorations and so on citrine, black alexandrite, obsidian on the front door, also has keeps off the ghost function.

3. 仙人掌
雖說帶刺的仙人掌在命理方面有擋運一說,但是如果身邊小人圍繞,它也可以充當防護罩。尤其是人際或外部業務方面的小人,可以在大門外樓梯間放盆仙人掌。

Cactus
Although cactus had in the fortune-telling aspect keeps off bad omen. But if your are serrounded by villain, it might also act as the safety mask. Especially interpersonal or any other aspect, can put a pot of cactus in your front door or beside the stairscase.

4. 掛辣椒
在大門口掛一串紅辣椒裝飾,有鎮邪擋煞之意,當然小人也就無法靠近。

Hangs hot chili
Hangs a string red hot chili decoration in the front door, can keep off of evilly the ghost, certainly the villain is also unable to near you.

5. 掛風鈴
用油性簽字筆在風鈴上寫個「罡」字,徹底風乾後掛在大門或陽台窗外,可驅邪、避小人;掛在臥室窗外則可擋爛桃花。

Hangs the wind chimes
Writes with the greasy pen on the wind chimes the character「罡」, dry it and then hangs outside the front door or the balcony window. This may exorcise bad demons, evade the villain; Hangs outside the bedroom window may keep off the rotten peach blossom (bad woman or bad guy lover) .

6. 黑衣褲
黑色具有擋光效果,黑色衣物可以隔絕靈異、防小人近身。夏天怕黑色衣服太吸熱,不妨考慮黑色內衣褲。

Black colour clothing
The black has the blocking effect, the black colour clothing may separate strange and unwanted things, prevent villain near you. In the summer feared the black clothes too heat absorption, might as well considers the black underpants.

7. 垃圾桶壓名片
如果你知道小人是何方神聖,想辦法跟對方要一張名片(最好是對方親手拿給你),然後壓在自己家裡的垃圾桶下方(廁所的垃圾桶效果更佳)。這個撇步可以求自保,預防對方找麻煩,不過千萬可別讓對方知道你要搞啥把戲,以免反而惹事上身。

The trash can presses the name card
If you knew who the villain is, tries to take a name card with opposite party (would be better if the opposite party give it personally to you), then presses in underneath your home trash can (restroom trash can effect is much better). This casts aside step may protect oneself, prevents opposite party to look for trouble. Please do not let opposite party what you are doing to avoid any problems or troubles.




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