驚蟄打小人 Beat up Ass Hole 2

Anybody go for 驚蟄打小人 Beat up Ass Hole on 5th March 2009 ?

I didn't go as it was a rainny day. BUT someone beat me up, i think. Not only beat me up but also do somersault on the paper man bearing my name...haha. I slipped in the toilet, banging my head against the wall and then... do somersault like football player doing a bicycle kick and bang....landed flat on the floor. Got a sprint neck and spinne, bite my tongue and whole body is in pain and need a week to recover. Next year, i am going to beat up this ass hole who make me fall, i don't know who but just write, the person who beat me last year....haha. Will this work ? I hope so. REVANGE.

From another point of view, this is blessing in disguise. I had just big step cross the shit barrel. Normally you have a small or not big enough suffering and the BIG unfortune that come your way will be gone because the small one had replace the BIG one...haha... just a way to console myself.

打小人除霉運

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中國農曆廿四個節氣中的“驚蟄”，是信眾打小人及拜白虎的日子，全國各地信徒昨日（5日）不約而同到廟裡打小人，祈求貴人扶持，消災解困。 信徒在廟裡購買打小人儀式所用的人體圖像和百解吉書后，使用拖鞋拍打小人，口裡唸唸有詞。 一些信眾也會以豬肉及雞蛋來“孝敬”白虎，並把祿馬貴人的圖像貼在柱子或牆上，以達到祈福、解災及迎接貴人的意願。

餵肥豬肉	善信以肥豬肉祭白虎，好讓牠不再搬弄“是非”。
	印度人 打小人 「打你這個小人頭，等你有氣沒得透；打你隻小人腳，等你……」。昨天（5日）是農曆二月初九「驚蟄日」，又稱「白虎開口日」，各地許多善信延續傳統，湧往神廟「打小人」，祈求小人遠離，貴人相扶。除了華人，「打小人」的風俗原來也受到友族同胞奉行，在森州芙蓉列聖宮，這位印度大兄學會用鞋子「打小人」，至于口訣只能由他人代勞。

餵肥豬肉 善信以肥豬肉祭白 虎，好讓牠不再搬弄“是非”。

	貴人貼牆 麻坡百年南海觀音廟內聚集許多民眾，除了打小人，善信也不忘將貴人紙粘在牆壁上，祈求獲得貴人扶持。
祭拜白虎 婦女們獻上豬肉雞蛋祭拜虎爺，祈求一年里合家平安。
	儀式簡單 驚蟄日打小人儀式非常簡單，看這位老婆婆，持香火耐心地慢慢點破紙上的小人要害。
祈求好運 打小人者利用木條敲打人形紙公仔，祈求消除噩運，出入平安。
	遠離小人 信眾用清香點燃人形紙公仔的頭部及腳步，希望驅走給自己增添麻煩的小人。
清香點穿 男信眾用清香點百解吉書上陰神們的眼睛及嘴巴，寓意遠離小人們的眼紅及口舌之爭。
	用力拍打 信眾們脫下自己的鞋子，拍打印有小人的圖像，希望能在牛年諸事順利。
貼貴人符 善信們除“打小人”，也要貼上“貴人”符，從此驅小人，迎貴人。
	祈福儀式 廟祝為善信破解天羅地網，讓他們不再是非纏身。

驚蟄打小人 Beat up Ass Hole

This coming thursday, 5th March 2009 is a special day. It is 驚蟄. This is the only day in a year whereby you can get even on those MOFU ass hole, back stabber, gold finger, your shit head boss or management or whoever that had stepped on your tail.

	不招人妒是傭才？ 樹欲靜而風不息！ 來說是非者，便是是非人 ? 誰人背後無人說，那個人前不說人 靜坐常思己過，閒談少說人非。 是非只為多開口，煩惱皆因強出頭！

This is my BEST 驚蟄打小人 Beat up Ass Hole. You know what i beat ? I beat the TOTO logo. TOTO is the company that have the lotto jackpot. I beat and curse them until they let me win the BIG one... the few millions ringgit jackpot.

This is the very mild version of my 驚蟄打小人, my actual version cannot be shown here as it contain too much violent and foul language with all those flowery and crabs curse and it cannot be shown to those who are under 18.

如果你在去年事事唔多順，頭頭碰著黑，有可能命犯小人, 這樣可以在「驚蟄」日打小人，為自己轉個好運。

打小人用品及程序
Steps to Beat MOFU asshole

打小人物品︰

小人衣紙、肥豬肉各一份，另備小量金銀衣紙、香燭、豆腐、芽菜、白飯及米酒。
Little asshole shirt where you can buy from those shops that sell praying staff but now people had change to use those MOFU asshole picture. Fat pork, praying shirt, praying money, praying incense, tofu, some vege, rice and rice wine.

程序︰

1. 先在小人紙寫上你對付的小人名字。
Write the name of MOFU asshole on the shirt.

2. 用鞋底打寫了小人名字的小人紙，打的時候口中不斷唸唸有詞，例如「打你小人頭，打到你有氣冇定透……」等。
Use your shoe (the best is old and dirty smelly shoe) to wheck the shirt with MOFU asshole name and curse all the way until you run out of energy to wreck.

3. 打完後將小人衣及金銀衣紙、香燭焚燒。
After wrecking the MOFU asshole, just burn all those paper money and others.

4. 最後灑酒，便告完成。
Finish. The End of that MOFU asshole. He will feels very uneasy the whole day as he/she was wreck and cursed all the way.

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You can beat up Ass Hole, Gold Finger, Back Stabber 打小人 online
http://www.jsj148.com/cm/daxiaoren.asp
this is cool. Just key in the MOFU name and start hitting.

If you feel whole body in pain and not very comfortable...haha... maybe you are just another victim of the day... you are somebody MOFU asshole.